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I've been asked if I can produce my Pete and Jerry stories in PDF and/or Ebook . The answer to that is yes, that is somthing that I do.. I do create ebooks and pdf manuals etc. Now what I would like is to have them illustrated. One thing I can't do is draw. To be fair, it's a big job. (there is 25 either stories or chapters and I would like a couple for each) so your looking at 50+ illustrations to start with. Maybe we could move onto the other stories at some time. You would have to read the stories to understand the predicaments. clothing, phisical discription of the 'actors' etc. and the illustrations of the hero's Pete and Jerry would need to be consistant. I don't think you would want to do that because you think I'm wonderful. So you need to let me know what you would want for such a project. I would probably like to 'approve' an initial sketch before producing a colour version. Also such illustrations should not be posted elsewhere without consent.

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There's gold in them there hills by frankburns2, literature

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There's gold in them there hills

Dan Taylor turned the steering wheel of his Land Rover and turned off the side road onto a dirt track. Fingles cave was about another mile up. He glanced to his passenger beside him. "Your sure you can trust this guy?" He asked "Yeah sure. Gary said he's ok, he can melt it down and fence it off. I trust him, he done it before." Jack, the guy sitting next to him said. "We're going to be rich, rich and richer." A voice from behind said. That voice came from Dans' son Keith, the third member of the burglery team. Now Keith was only 16 and was very small for his age, that's what made him a valued member. He could easy climb into small windows, then let the other two in. For the last three weeks they had methodically been going round the area popping into peoples houses, when the owners were out, naturally, and helping themselves to Jewelery, gold watches, chains and cash. The cash was already safe in the bank. Always deposited in small amounts, usually in different towns. That left all

Pete and Jerrys second adventure (Part one) by frankburns2, literature

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Pete and Jerrys second adventure (Part one)

Introduction: We met Pete and Jerry in 'There's gold in them there hills' Those obesrvant among you will remember that Pete was the one that retreived a knife, got the others free and sneaked off to get the Cops. Jerry was the quick witted one that worked out that the attackers were crooks. Now these two, some would say plucky, others would say stupid, kids, had decided that they were the best equiped kids in the area to put a stop to all crime. After all they caught a gang of robbers without a hitch.. Well only a slight one. All they needed was to find a case that was hot off the press. They had already equiped themselves with all kinds of 'equipment', even business cards. The JCF was formed, The Junior Crime Fighters. The two boys sat in their HQ, the shed at the bottom of Jerrys' parents garden, reading through a load of local papers. "What about this one?" Pete suggested. 'Local garage suffers third petrol drive away theft' The headline explained. "Boring, if we

Pete and Jerrys second adventure (Part two) by frankburns2, literature

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Pete and Jerrys second adventure (Part two)

For another hour or so the two boys wriggled and pulled at the ropes. "Oh quit it. Pete." Jerry said. There's no point. Only two things gonna get us out of this. That guys fingers or your knife.." Pete stopped struggling. "I recon your right and that sod has both and now it's getting dark." He said "Ouch" Jerry said and he shifted trying to get comfy. "You recon your mom will ring the cops when you dont get home." "Get real. Don't ask stupid questions. How often do I sleepover at yours when schools out?" "Two three times a week." "How often do you sleepover at mine?" "couple times a week" "And the six million dollar question. How many times do we ask." "Oh yeah. I see where you going. We just about live in each others houses." "Yeah Dummy! My mom will think I'm at yours and your olds will think your at mine." Pete concluded "They might miss us when we don't show up for bloody school in a couple of weeks." "Fuck it.!" Jerry said. "Yeah fuck it is right" "No summat hurts my

Pete and Jerry at it again (Part One) by frankburns2, literature

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Pete and Jerry at it again (Part One)

The third adventure of our hapless duo Part One "No No and tripple NO!" Pete said. "Let's just find old Mrs Jones dog." Jerry laughed "It was at the vet.. Poor old dear just forgot, dropped it off for a check up then went shopping. This is much more our style." "Our style! You mean I get tied up again." Pete said. "Look they are even offering a reward." Jerry said. "500 for information leading..." "Leading to ME getting tied up." Pete interupted. "haha" Jerry laughed. "Leading to the arrest or recovery." He finished reading. "See we might not even get caught." "Yeah yeah yeah.. We hide in some bushes then just as we are getting a photo of them you bloody sneeze... Just to get caught!" Jerry laughed. "You'd probably plan it all just so I was the one to get caught. Just admit it you love to see me tied up." Pete said. "Well ok if your a chicken." Jerry sniggered. "Forget it. Someone nicked a brush from school, if that's more your style." "Paul Jenkins took

Pete and Jerry at it again (Part Two) by frankburns2, literature

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Pete and Jerry at it again (Part Two)

The third adventure of our hapless duo Part Two Once the two boys had been fed. The man picked up the carrier bag that he had sent his friend to get. He tipped it out. Petes' eyes opened wide. Jerrys' mouth dropped. They had never seen so much cord. There was also a load of rags and a small heater. The guy looked at his mate.. "Heater??" He queried. "It's gonna get cooler down here for them." He said as he headed up the tunnel towards the bank. The guy smilled at the boys. "Ever been tied up real good?" He asked. Pete looked pissed, visions and memories of a tent, some stables and a horse box raced though his brain. He noticed the look, "I guess you have, but you wont ever get out of what I'm going to do." He said grinning "So stand up and get back to back." For an instant Jerry thought he might be able to kick this guy hard in the nuts and run, but then, the knowledge of 3 others disuaded him. They might just get real angry. The two boys stood up and moved into

Pete and Jerry on forth base (Part One) by frankburns2, literature

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Pete and Jerry on forth base (Part One)

Pete and Jerry's forth adventure: I can't believe this can happen! Oh these poor boys... Part One "Oh come off it dad" Jerry said "Do I have to?" "Yes you do, so stop arguing." His father said. Are you really saying that you trust me in Aunt ... whatever's cottage. I'm 13, maybe I'll get some booze and drugs have all night parties." Jerry grinned. His father laughed "Jerry you know that I know you won't do that. Your 13 that's old enough to babysit so your going. Anyway your aunt's friend Charles will drop in on you from time to time. If your old enough to go off camping and be stupid detectives, your old enough to live in a cottage for a while." "But Dad, this cousin I never heard of is what.. Like 9. He'll be a right pain." "He's 11 and he's called Carlito. Aunt 'whatever' is your mothers brothers wifes half sister." "What...??" Jerry was confused. No wonder he never heard of her. "Your mother, I hope you know who that is." Jerrys' father grinned "Has a

Pete and Jerry on forth base. (Part Two) by frankburns2, literature

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Pete and Jerry on forth base. (Part Two)

Pete and Jerry's forth adventure: Part Two The scouts started going through the collection of dvd's under the TV. "Hey guys. Guess what.. they have the star war trilogy." Grant said. "What! WOW I always wanted to see them. Do they have all of them The Return of the Jedi has only just come out?" Jake asked. "Star Wars, The Empire strikes back and Return of the Gedi" Grant said. From the kitchen Steve's voice came across. "They got popcorn" He called. "How long do they last?" Steve asked as he came in with a huge box. "Ermmm.. " Grant said, he started counting. "About 6 and a half hours." "Damn we cant stay out that long, it'll be like 1 in the morning by then." Jake said. "Never heard of an all nighter." Jake giggled. "Not like it's the first time." "Yeah, good idea. We'll ring home and tell the old dinosaurs." Steve said Grant turned to where Carlito, Pete and Jerry lay and sat. "Carlito can I use your phone?" He laughed. Carlito Grunted and mumbled into his

Pete and Jerry on forth base (Part Three) by frankburns2, literature

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Pete and Jerry on forth base (Part Three)

The forth adventure of our luckless duo Part Three The next morning, actually it was nearer the afternoon when they evetually got up, Pete and Jerry sat at the breakfast table eating cerial, they couldn't be bothered cooking. "Is lockdown still on" Carlito asked as he came in. "Yeah I think so." Jerry said. "At least no-one said it's not." "Another boring day then" Pete said as Carlito sat down, still in his pyjamas. "So how long have you been in the scouts then" Jerry asked. Carlito was a little taken back by this. Being a scout was not really seen as being cool. He looked up from his cerial. "Hey come on.. It's cool with us. You should know that from yesterday." Pete said. "Only a few months, I joined when I got to 11." "So how come you don't have uniforms?" Jerry asked. "We do." "Your mates didn't last night and they said they come from the cancelled meeting. They all had track suits on." "Yeah, they had their uniforms on under them. None of us really go

Pete and Jerry on forth base (Part Four) by frankburns2, literature

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Pete and Jerry on forth base (Part Four)

Pete and Jerry's forth adventure: Part Four Forista went over to the boys. He was determined that these kids were not going to escape, they were not going to even get the chance to get free. He knelt down at Petes' feet. The boy gave him a look that said he wanted to kill this guy. Forista picked up Petes feet, the boy, a 'pretend scout' resisted slightly, but Forista would have none of that, he crashed the boys feet together. Pete quit resisting, there was little point anyway. "That's better, " Forista said as he looped ropes round Petes ankles and pulled the four coils tight. Then like he had done with Petes' hands he added two vertical wraps between his ankles and pulled that tight. "Owww." Pete said. Forista smilled and gave another hard pull.. "Aggghh" Pete cried out, as Forista knotted it off. The man then moved to Carlito who was panting deeply in fear. The boy did not resist, in fact he moved his legs together. Forista tied Carlito amkles tight, perhaps not

Pete and Jerrys' Interlude. by frankburns2, literature

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Pete and Jerrys' Interlude.

Pete and Jerrys' Interlude. (Forista's Flight) Police Commisioner Branagon tossed the newspaper onto his desk and picked up the phone. "Send Philips in." He put the phone down. Two minutes later Dectective Philips came in and closed the door. "Sit down Leo." Branagon said. The men had been friends for years. Leo Philips dropped into the chair opposite. "Yes sir." He said. "Drop the formalities. Leo." Charlie Branagon said."How the hell can this happen." He picked up the newpaper. 'Police have no new leads in the disapearance of Michael Greenlow.' The headline read. Charlie continued. "14 year old Michael was last seen at the crossrods in Princetown, just a few yards from the prison gates. 5 foot 2 inches (1.6 meters) tall. He has black curly hair. When last seen he was wearing a white T-shirt. Red shorts and brown slip on shoes. He was wearing sunglasses at the time of his kidnapping. Anyone with any information should contact .." Charlie dropped the

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Barry Hotter and the broken wand by frankburns2, literature

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Barry Hotter and the broken wand

And now for something completely different ..... [just to try getting my brain back into text mode] Barry Hotter and the broken wand ------------------------------------------------------- Barry Hotter looked at Don Weasel. Don looked back somewhat mystified. "So which platform?" He asked. "According to Haemorrhoid Ranger platform 2 and three quaters." Barry responded looking at a wall between platform 2 and platform 3. Don thought for a momment.."Wot the heck." he said and ran full pelt towards the wall. SPLAT! He bashed his plump body straight into the wall. The ticket master laughed.. "Another idiot" he muttered. "2 and THREE quarters" he bellowed. "Jump you dummy." He shook his head and laughed again. By this time Don had waddled back to Barry. The two boys looked at each other.. "Oh Shiiiiittttt...." Barry bellowed as the two ran straight at the wall jumping at the last minute. As if by magic, well it was actually, the two boys vanished into the wall. Down and down...

When boys go Woof! by frankburns2, literature

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When boys go Woof!

When boys goes woof.. ----> "You're havin a laugh." Tim said to Montgomery as the two made their way into the school. "Can so." Moochie replied. "Why a sheep dog? He'd be better as a Alsation." Tim could hardly stop laughing. "I dunno. I didn't make the curse thing." The conversation drew to a close as they went into class. "Class sit!" The teacher called out. A clatter of chairs and desks rang round the room. "Quietly!" Miss Bently, the teacher, said. After a few minutes the class fell reasonably quiet. "If Bob has 50 Apples, gives half to Fred, and Fred gives half his half to Mary, then Fred eats half the apples that Bob had given him, What does Fred have?" Miss Bently asked. "Belly Ache" A voice from the back rang out. "Get out Jack Worthing." The teacher shouted amid the howls of laughter. After the best part of an hour of pointless

Silver Spoons Episode 10.5 Part 1 by frankburns2, literature

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Silver Spoons Episode 10.5 Part 1

[A Request] Authors Note: Deemed Lost and forgotten, thought to be destroyed in 1985 in the 'alleged' fire. Well guess what... Somewhere deep in the realms of near impossibility I located that very script, it was to be a part 2 to Season 2 Episode 10. No longer is it missing.... I have it and I present to you Episode 10.5. To bring you up to date. In episode 10 Rick Stratton had convinced his father to go on the camp that would move Rick out of the dreaded muskrat rank. He was tired of his friend Derek Taylor teasing him. Derek, of course, was a fully fledged member of the Badger Patrol. Now Rick just had to do one more thing to be 'fully paid up' a weekend, or longer, camping in the woods to seek the knowledge of the wilderness. Rick knew that Derek wouldn't believe he did it so he convinced Derek to go with him. Two days later all dressed up in their smart Badger Patrol Uniforms they set off. Little did they know that something unheard of, well actually only 'heard of' was out

Silver Spoons Episode 10.5 Part 2 by frankburns2, literature

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Silver Spoons Episode 10.5 Part 2

Part 2: ----> In Stratton Manor, William Stratton III let go of the controller of the PacMan and turned. He looked at the two boys that came in. "Freddy Lippincottle and JT Martin." He stammered. "You killed me." The two boys looked at each other. Edward stabbed his thump towards the PacMan machine. "Blinky never gets me." "Oh... Sorry." JT said. "It's ok boys. I think Derek put a cheat in to stop me beating his score. What's up?" "Where are Ricky and Derek? They were s'posed to come little league with us." "Oh dear. They must have forgot. They gone off for some Badger Patrol thing." "Oh" Freddy looked quite upset. The practice would have to be cancelled. "Are they around somewhere then? Maybe we can get em to come anyway?" "North Dakota" Mr Stratton replied. "North Dakota!!" JT stammered. "Catching Sasquatch." Mr Stratton grinned. The two boys looked down, clearly dissapointed. William saw the dissapointment. "Well why are you still standing here." He paused. Grinned.

Silver Spoons Episode 10.5 Part 3 by frankburns2, literature

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Silver Spoons Episode 10.5 Part 3

Part 3 The man left for a few minutes then returned with something that Freddy would rather not have seen. More rope than he thought he had ever saw. 'Heck' he thought 'He's got enough there to tie up an elephant' Freddy thought. "Now then Mr Houdini. Be so kind as to lay face down on the floor while I give a small demonstration of securing a little brat that gets in my way." Forista said. He looked at JT. "And you.. whatever your name just sit in the corner away from them other two scallywags. I'll get to you shortly. He turned back to Freddy who glared at him. "It's Freddy not Houdini you pig." Freddy rebuffed. Not caring if he insulted the man or not, he was going to get the works anyway. "Down like a pet dog HOUDINI" Forista looked back at JT. "I told you to get in the corner." He ordered. Now JT and Freddy were not experienced it this type of situation but clearly compliance was the best option. Freddy sat down as instructed. JT scurried off to the corner, tripping on

Tom and Huck Go Fishing by frankburns2, literature

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Tom and Huck Go Fishing

A Tom Sawer and Huckleberry Finn Tale [Rquest] =========================================== NOTE: Well I have to admit that when I started this tale, the plan was for the boys to get tangled up on a bust up raft, to be saved by the river boat, which turned out to NOT be the river boat.... I got as far as building the raft, and it getting loose, then I looked up the details for some characters (I have not read the book, or any of them, nor even watched the films.. NAUGHTY ME DOING NO RESEARCH) only to find out that there was a wild raft ride..... Grrrr.. I changed tack and sank the raft.... I do hope the 'stand in' is ok.... ============================================ "Oh Auntie..." Tom said dispondantly. "Them clothes only got wet 'cus I fell in. Huck got wet as well. His Ma aint stopped him." "He got wet because he jumped in the stream to pull you out." Polly replied and turned to go back into the house. "Auntie!" He shouted after her. "It's a BIG fish. Maybe a damn great

This time it's worse - Goonies in bother by frankburns2, literature

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This time it's worse - Goonies in bother

[Request] -------------------- Notes: I first thought ... I know I'll let them find a treasure men..... then Oh NO! Someone thought of that first. ---------------------- "Hi Mrs Walse. Mikey about?" Mouth said as he pushed his way past. "No Mouth, he's up at that old warehouse said something about making a BMX track or something." Mrs Walse replied. Mouth stopped and turned. "Oh ok.. Yeah he said summat 'bout that." He headed back to the door. "I hope you boys are not going to come home with the cops." Mrs Walse said as the boy pushed by on his way back out. "Ner. It's good. Place has been empty for years." He jumped on his bike and headed off. Mouth had hardly managed to get half way when he ran into a problem.. A flat tyre. "God Damnit!" He blurted out as he ground to a halt. 'No matter', he thought. 'I'll dump it here and cut through the woods.' He wheeled his now useless bike into the trees out of sight and headed off into the undergrowth. ----> "We need a digger, a

This time it's worse - Goonies in bother. Part 2 by frankburns2, literature

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This time it's worse - Goonies in bother. Part 2

-------------------------------------------------------------------------- I give in .... I felt so bad leaving those poor boys like that... (Not really) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- For almost an hour the boys sat, wriggling, struggling. They got nowhere. "I'm starving." Chunk said again! He looked across to Jake."And my hands hurt." "Stop pulling me." Data said. Again... "Uggghhhh, Chunk did you just fart." Mikey said. "Shut up!" Frank shouted. "Ma, what are we going to do with them?" "Feed me!" from Chunk. Ma Fratelli thought for a moment. "We'll pack 'em up in a crate and send them off with the cars." Mikey looked at Mouth, then to Jake. "WOT" Mouth said. He stared at Jake."We ain't got passports." Jake laughed. "You wont need them, you'll be getting off the boat half way." "Well feed us first.. You promised." "Jake, do me a favour," Ma Fratelli said. "Just shut 'em up. I'm fed up with their whining. Francis go find

Stranger Things - The lost episode by frankburns2, literature

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Stranger Things - The lost episode

[Request] I hope I got the characters right.. If not feel free to tell me... {Set sometime between Season One and Season Two} ------------------------------------------------- "Oh Mike not again!" Will shouted and slammed his hand down. "But Will I need to see El. It's her birthday." Mike replied starting to get up. "She is all you care about now." "All you care about is dungeons and dragons!" "Yeah.. I'm the king. We used to always play. Now you got that ... THAT girl." "She does have a name, you know." "No she has a NUMBER!" Now Will was on his feet. "Will. Don't be stupid. I'll be back later. We can carry on then." "Well you aint going. I AM!" Will kicked over the D&D board and stormed out of Castle Byers, slamming the door behind him. Mike shook his head, went to the door, opened it to see his friend cycling off. ----> "Hi El." Mike said as El answered the door "Happy Birthday." He passed her a parcel wrapped in shiny paper and an envelope, a card. El smiled

Oskar, The dark pit by frankburns2, literature

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Oskar, The dark pit

"What the hell you got on there. Idiot?" Cameron asked as his little brother came into the kitchen. "Dark Pit. You know what it is." Oskar replied as he sat on a chair for breakfast. "Stand up fool" Cameron said. "Why?" "Cus I want a good laugh and if you don't I'll smack you!" Oskar stood up. He knew he was going have the mickey taken out of him again. Cameron walked all round Oskar. "Ha Ha.. Love the Goldie headband, and them silly black wings. And that black sleeveless shirt. It should be illegal.. You no sleeves.. No muscles. Ha Ha..." "Shut up." Oskar said. If he had known that Cameron hadn't gone out yet. He wouldn't have come down. "Ah diddums. Hold out those skinny arms, let's see them silly arm bands." Cameron ordered. Oskar did. He wished he was big enough to fight his older brother. "Ha ha. So funny. So stupid." Cameron said and knelt down to inspect Oskar's leg covering. "I guess shorts are actually ok unless they are black with gold bits. That's just daft. Not to

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Hi there caller. First off thank you for dropping by.

The stories on here are a mixture of my mind and requests from people just like you. Stories like those of Enid Blyton/ Roald Dahl. Think 'Famous five'.. 'Secret Seven'.. 'Hardy Boys' etc.. The comic cuts are all from 'The Golden Age' comics such as Whiz, Captain Marvel, Beano, Batman Dandy, Beezer etc. The target age group of these comics and books was 9-13 but all ages can smile at the antics, trash talk etc.

Got a request? Just drop a note in the DA message or chat thing. I don't charge you.

Please note that the Dark Non Con folder stories are a much more than 'fun games' or 'opps I got caught' 'frenemies (enemies that dont get really hurt)' . So if you only want those fun time things stay off Dark Non Con .

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Naturally if you want DARK NON CON then the Dark Non Con folders are where you want to go. NOTE THEY ARE FLAGED AS MATURE SO YOU NEED TO BE LOGGED IN ETC..

BE WARNED... IT'S NASTY PEOPLE, DOING NASTY THINGS, IN A NASTY WAY!

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I don't do Social Media, I don't do Discord, I don't do Portal or Whatsapp. Time is different around the world. so chatting live may be awkward. Feel free to comment on the actual story, or send a message on the DA site thing. I will answer. If I happen to be on line when you post to the chat thing I may well join in. The nearest thing to arranged chat I will do is if we arrange a time through the message thing, but please don't just say at 1100.. That's little use. 1100CET or 1100EasternUSA, or at least what country you are in. Then I might be able to do it.

I tend to write at weird times, like 3 or 4 am, my time. So you are likely to see teh odd much up. or edit where I have spotted something wrong, sometimes days after I posted it.... Did you notice TEH not THE. MUCH not MUCK? Of cause you did..... I have found that when reading my own work to check stuff, my subconcious brain just seems to correct it while I read, so I miss them. My brain seems to be twenty lines ahead when I'm writing, or my fingers miss the correct key.

So Thank you to my watchers and those who fav my scriblings. It's nice to know someone is actually reading :)THANK YOU!